Buy Tom Brady’s 2003 Mercedes-Benz CL55 AMG — $25,000 + on eBay

So you missed out on buying Tom Brady’s stolen Super Bowl jersey on the black market. No big deal. You can just use that money on another unique piece of Teflon Tom memorabilia… his 2003 Mercedes-Benz CL 55 AMG!

According to the new owner, Tom bought the Benz back in 2003 when he only had one Super Bowl and Pro Bowl appearance to his name. Fast-forward 14 years and he has only become the greatest of all time, with no end in sight.

Now you can drive around like a young Tom, assuming you have $25,000 to drop — details from the eBay listing:

Own a piece of history! This car belonged to Tom Brady of the New England Patriots. Tom purchased it new in 2003 and I’ve got the pictures and documents to prove it. I purchased it in 2007 and have lovingly cared for it since. It has always been kept in a heated, humidity controlled garage and driven sparingly. It only gets wet when it’s washed. It has a fully documented service history from Mercedes-Benz of Danbury, CT. It has never been in any accidents. The only bodywork ever done on this car was a front bumper cover repair after a spike in a parking block put a small tear in the bottom of the lip. The whole bumper cover was replaced with an OEM Mercedes part and new 3M ClearBra was applied.

Somehow there have been no bids on this car with just hours remaining in the auction. Do better, Pats fans.