Buy Brent Musburger’s Florida House, Live Like The Gambling King

I saw this listing pop up this morning and figured the house belonged to some golfer who was moving to Arizona or something like that. Then I did my property tax records search and there it was — THIS IS BRENT MUSBURGER’S HOUSE! That’s right, here’s your chance to live like the Gambling God in his well maintained 4,700 sq. ft. pad on The Loxahatchee Club, an upscale golf club where you’re gonna watch football, March Madness and the World Series with a who’s who of the Jupiter community.

Asking price: $2,450,000

You’ll have big shoes to fill living in this house. Think of all the wild parties. I dream of this scenario: Musburger’s wife goes out of town, Brent calls up his stripper friends who stop over along with Brent’s golfing buddies and a rager erupts by the pool. There’s money flying. Brent’s doing boob luges. Total chaos.

Anyway, let’s hear from Brent’s real estate agent:

Enter this home through double wood doors into a foyer coffered ceiling that opens to the light and bright living room with walls of glass and clerestory windows overlooking the pool, lake and golf course. An adjacent dining room is perfect for formal gatherings. The open family room and kitchen is the heart of the home and leads to the outdoors. The center island kitchen is a chef’s dream with custom white cabinetry and long reaches of granite countertops. Enjoy daily meals and the views from the breakfast area. The sumptuous master suite is a private haven and offers a large sitting area overlooking the views and pool, double walk in closets 

Zero word that this is the Gambling God’s pad. That would sell this thing instantly.

Other highlights of Brent’s Jupiter pad:

• 4 beds, 4 baths – perfect

• Almost a half-acre but your ass won’t be mowing because you’ll pay the HOA fee to take care of that

• 1 bed, 1 bath guest house connected to the outdoor bar…clutch for those wild ragers

• 91 miles to Hard Rock Miami

• 23 miles to Cheetah Palm Beach

Mortgage: You’re looking at $10,000/mo. before the HOA, taxes, house keeping, pool boy, etc. Just figure on $13,000 a month.