Buy This Dallas Cowboys Mercury Grand Marquis — $5K

To be honest, there’s nothing special going on with the Dallas Cowboys-themed 1997 Mercy Grand Marquis above, but I feel obligated to help the seller move this piece of junk anyway. The owner spent four grand on a custom paint job and it seems like he’s filled with regret. (The ad has been sitting on Craigslist for two months now.)
Just look at that thing. At first glance I thought he just threw some Cowboys stickers on it, but nope — hard-earned money was invested on a damn Grand Marquis.
Details from the Craigslist ad:

Paint job alone was $4k.
-97 Marquis
-22in blades
-2 15s in the trunk
-leather
-custom carpet &ceiling
-automatic start
-alarm system.

No pictures of this custom carpet and ceiling, so you’ll have to check it out yourself.
[Craigslist]

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