David Pulis is 34; His old lady, Deana, is 42. Somehow these two have a child and they’re not going to win any Parent of the Year awards for what went down at a 4.5 star Yelp establishment in Palm Harbor, Florida.
Investigators say David and Deana Pulis were at “de Bine Brewing Company” on Saturday, around 12:17 a.m., when both consumed numerous alcohol beverages and failed to properly supervise their child. Deputies say during the course of the night, Deana Pulis passed out on the bench and David Pulis lost track of the child in the bar.
Bar staff helped to locate the child ten minutes later and called a ride for the couple. While in the car, Deana Pulis exited the vehicle and vomited in front of the establishment. The couple was ordered to leave the bar.
Folks, this is why you have to take it easy at the brew pubs. They’ll knock your ass out. One minute you’re sucking down an IPA, the next minute you’re fighting the manager, losing your kid and puking out front of the place.
Deana during better times when she took a LinkedIn bio photo…she’s already modified that account.