Buy Andre Ethier's Insane Arizona Home — $5 Million

Saying that a house listed for $5 million is an absolute steal is ridiculous, but once you scroll through the photos of Andre Ethier’s bonkers Arizona home, you will understand.
Andre has made just over $95 million in his 11-year MLB career (with an additional $17.5 million coming this season), and it looks like he invested a good chunk of that cash towards creating the best athlete house we’ve ever posted. Name every dream amenity (media room, batting cage, gym, etc.) you would want in your house — Andre probably has it.
The details from Andre’s realtor:

Absolutely extraordinary in every way, this stunning estate is highlighted by a magnificent main house (5 bedrooms; 4 full baths; 2 half baths; 9,326 square-feet) dressed with a wealth of rustic wood, leather-clad walls, a two-story “hers” dressing closet w/sliding ladder, and more. In addition, a massive multi-purpose building with approximately 5,628 livable SF boasts a batting cage, a game room, fitness center, kitchen and casita. Alfresco amenities include 2 water features, 4 generous-sized covered patios, elegant pool, spa and splash pad area, swim-up stools to barbeque island/bar, in-ground trampoline, soccer field/playground, windmill, fire-pit, garden and more.

According to public records, Andre purchased this place in 2010 for $2 million, so he stands to make a nice profit here. But if you ask us, that’s a very buyer-friendly price considering what you’re getting.

Additional highlights of Andre’s home:

  • Total square footage (main house+multipurpose building) adds up to almost 15,000 — don’t get lost!
  • Wifey should have plenty of closet space (seriously, two-story closet)
  • 12 miles from Whole Foods
  • 6 miles from Sonny’s Gentlemen’s Club

[Photos via Zillow]

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