John Ross Breaks The 40 Yard Dash Record, Nike Immediately Signs Him And Trolls Adidas

We had a big day at the NFL Combine this afternoon because finally someone has broken Chris Johnson’s 40 yard dash record. You thought a 4.24 was fast? How does a 4.22 sound? This comes from John Ross, a wide receiver out of Washington who ran so fast he actually injured himself.

Nike has already signed him


Also, the big story this week was Adidas offering an island (yes, an actual island) to anyone who could break the record while wearing their cleats. Whoops!

Nike with the troll job

Here’s John Ross’ NFL Draft Scouting Report from NFL.com

Ross is an instant-impact weapon who scored 23 touchdowns in just 112 touches. He should be able to step right in as a kick returner and a slot receiver, but teams with speed at tight end might utilize him outside to create extreme vertical stress on opposing safeties. If his knees check out as healthy, Ross is a likely first-round pick with the rare ability to become a high-volume slot receiver or a lesser-targeted, high-yield deep-ball threat.

 

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