I’ve come to the conclusion that if you don’t have like 2-5 million social media followers, you’re not under 20 and aren’t hot, Chandler Parsons, 28, isn’t banging you. Yesterday, we learned that Bella Thorne, 19, was at a Grizzlies game rocking Chandler’s jersey. Meanwhile, we have 19-year-old reality chick Savannah Chrisley (seen above) pretty much saying on Access Hollywood that she’s dating Chandler.
Yeah, I have no idea who this Chrisley chick is (I’m told her family reality show Chrisley Knows Best is a big deal), but she’s out here saying there’s been dinner dates with Chand Dog and he’s even picked up the tab. Pretty sure I know what that means.
Dad, the flamboyant one, says he’s skeptical of Chand Dog, as he should be:
“Listen, he’s got a great personality,” Todd, 47, asserted about Parsons when Kit Hoover asked how he felt about Savannah’s “new boy,” a.k.a Parsons. “But, you know, he’s an NBA player. So that being said, I think the NBA — they’re hoe hounds. And, you know, I mean, my daughter’s not going to be on that list.” (Todd admitted that he found out about the pair via social media after a fan tweeted him a photo of his oldest daughter and Parsons out together.)
Look, you have to give praise to Chandler Parsons through all of this. He’s 28 and the 19 year olds can’t get enough of him. He could go way up to like the 45-48 range or all the way back down to the 18, 19 & 20 range with ease.
Versatility. That’s what you want out of your big man.