Florida Man Burglarizes Florida MMA Man’s Garage, Gets His Face Rearranged In The Process


Florida Man Josue Ortiz messed with the wrong homeowner last week in Fort Myers where he had his nose rearranged by a Florida MMA Bro who has wrestled trained in┬áJiu-Jitsu. Yeah, that’s how Josue’s nose got broken when he decided to start stealing tools out of Brian Burch’s garage.

Beatdown City.

From NBC Fort Myers:

Lee County deputies said Josue Ortiz picked the wrong house, which he found out when the homeowner beat him using his Jiu-Jitsu skills.

Brian Burch said he was just trying to protect his stuff from a brazen thief.

“I was holding him down,” Burch said.

“Once I had him, he wasn’t going anywhere.”

Burch is skilled in the martial art of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

“I wrestled before. I’ve trained for the last two and a half years.”

Josue tried to steal a jackhammer case and airgun. He went right for the big ticket items and Burch was up to the challenge to defend his turf. A real man’s man move. You don’t let some punk walk into your garage and take advantage of you like this. You fight back and let Josue figure out how to get his face fixed.

That’s Brian Burch…Josue couldn’t have picked a worse garage.


A defeated man right there…that nose is going to be sore for a few weeks.


Look at that blood…Brian did some work