Michelle and George Beaver have had themselves a busy six months or so. George was arrested last week for allegedly assaulting his wife by biting her face when she wouldn’t stop messing with his sour cream & onion chips. But Michelle might have him beat: She is dealing with charges over an August situation where she allegedly told a woman “she had better watch her daughter because she was going to have her kidnapped and raped while [mom] was tied up and made to watch.”
Yeah, the Beavers are probably nuts.
From the Republican Herald:
George S. Beaver, 59, of 17 Jerrys Road, was charged by Trooper Christopher Rooney with simple assault and harassment.
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Michelle Beaver reported that her husband was sitting in the living room watching television and that she picked up a bag of Utz Sour Cream and Onion rippled potato chips from a coffee table.
The woman said George Beaver told her to “leave the … chips alone,” according to Rooney.
The officer said Michelle Beaver reported that when she did not put the potato chip bag down, George Beaver got up from a couch and grabbed her by the face.
Rooney said that Michelle Beaver told him her husband then bit her on the left cheek below her eye, tearing off a piece of skin, causing bleeding.
Totally believable. Ever had the Utz Sour Cream & Onion chips? So good. Used to get them all the time when I lived in Pennsylvania. Great beer drinkin’ chips.
Totally worth biting your wife’s face over:
