Kate Upton & Justin Verlander Sex Rules Are Absolutely Ridiculous

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We now know that Kate Upton & Justin Verlander don’t have sex before he pitches, but here’s the real kicker from Kateviews’ appearance on Andy Cohen’s gabfest: there are times when Verlander won’t give her the D after an exhausting performance on the mound. That might be the most disturbing thing I’ve ever heard.
Bro, have some cake after a big day of work. All that pressure, you win a game and then you won’t celebrate? I know you just turned 34 and life starts to get the point where you just want to get on the couch, grab a blanket and catch Van Pelt at midnight without being bothered.
Trust me, don’t pass up these days in life. Bone, bone, bone. It’s going to get real bad when you’re like 38-40. You’ll be exhausted just getting up to go downstairs for breakfast. And kids will be coming soon and your ass will go long stretches without seeding the D.
“Also what I’ve just found out, if he plays too well, there’s no sex after,” Kateviews told Cohen. “He’s exhausted.”
And then she acts so disappointed. Metabolism…it slows down, Kateviews.