22 NSFW Black Dudes React To John Legend's All-Star Game Halftime Snoozer

I’m not going to sit here and crush John Legend for last night’s ASG performance. He’s a Buckeyes fan and a fellow Ohioan so I’m not going to sit here and hammer him for making a payday thanks to whatever company sponsored the ASG halftime show. I did mention last night that I imagine John would like to catch one of these sporting events from home. It seems like he’s at everything. Maybe catch one from the couch now and then.
Anyway, the NBA/TNT/Kia/Corporate America went after yet another safe for TV, safe for white people, safe for corporate America halftime headliner. The NSFWBDs, yet again, were frustrated. They wanted Migos. Corporate America makes the call here and they’re not going with Migos. Remember 2016? Sting.
Look, this is like how a bookie runs his business. He tries to find the middle ground. Tries to find a number that brings in all the bets. That’s what the NBA’s doing — find a performer that won’t scare off dad in Fort Wayne who’s watching the ASG with his kid.
So you’re getting Sting and John Legend. Vanilla as it gets.