There’s not much to say here — SI knows what pays the bills and it’s called Kate Upton. Plain and simple. End of story. Look, let’s face the facts here, Kate Upton barely models swimsuits these days. She doesn’t need to since Justin Verlander is about to slap a ‘You get half of what I have right now unless I was able to talk you into a pro-Verlander pre-nup’ ring on her finger. She already has the engagement ring.
Name the last time you actually saw Kate doing bikini work. It wasn’t over the last year since her last SI cover that’s for sure. But here comes SI trotting out the old moneymaker. This has to be the final year, right? Maybe you let her have a couple years off and then slap her on the 2020 cover as a throwback tribute. She’ll be like 28, there will be 1-2 kids by then and she’ll be ready to be BACK.
That’s what I’ve been saying for a couple years now.
Anyway, Kateviews will sell a few magazines and SI writers like Richard Deitsch will get paid. There’s no harm in that. Everyone makes money and we keep this train rolling. Jump on.
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