The ladies from Rick’s Cabaret in NYC have spoken and they’re on the Patriots train. Game over for the Falcons. If there’s one thing I’ve learned over the years, always roll with the strippers because they have all the insider information. If the Rick’s Cabaret girls say Patriots, I’m putting my $25 BetUS freeplay on the Pats.
From the Rick’s Cabaret media office:
The stripper vote is in. A non-scientific poll of the exotic dancers at the world famous Rick’s Cabaret in New York reveals that the lovely ladies think that the Patriots will defeat the Falcons in the Super Bowl. The reasons are varied.
Rick’s Cabaret NYC girl Cynthia purred, “It’s all about the quarterbacks, and Tom Brady is cuter than Matt Ryan! Okay, maybe that’s not such a great reason—how about I like the Pats uniform colors more!”
But several of the Rick’s Cabaret NYC girls actually know their football. “The Patriots have the best coach in football and he always has the upper hand,” explained Rick’s Cabaret NYC girl Helena. “Belichick will figure out a way to stop Matt Ryan.”
“I like Matt Ryan, he’s great, but Tom Brady has the maturity and experience to lead his team to victory,” cooed Rick’s Cabaret NYC girl Kelly.
Rick’s Cabaret NYC girl Lindsay was one of the few picking the Falcons to win. “They have momentum and that’s the most important thing!”
Rick’s Cabaret New York will be showing the Big Game on all three floors, and several VIPs and celebrities have booked tables to watch the game in the company of over 100 beautiful Rick’s Cabaret NYC girls. Acclaimed Chef Franklin Edwards has prepared a special menu and there are bottle specials all night long.
I’ve always wondered what it’s like to watch the Super Bowl at a strip club. Would I be too distracted? Would I be able to get a special price on a booth review dance? I picture the experience being much better than sitting on the couch bitching about the dumb commercials. Also, I picture the A-team being called in to work the Super Bowl. The best of the best. Cream of the crop.
I’ll be watching on my couch.
