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Cowboys Fan Goes From Running His Mouth To Pure Agony After Rodgers Ripped Out His Heart

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Imagine you’re Cowboys fan (I’m calling him) ‘Big Boy’ and you think the NFC title road is about to come through Dallas. You’re thinking Dak & Zeke are about to eat. You’re about to go out and get a Zeke jersey to go with your Ed ‘Too Tall’ Jones #72.

And then Aaron Rodgers flicks a football 35 yards, sets up field goal range and Mason Crosby slides one between the pipes, ending your season. Pure agony.

I wonder how Big Boy is going on with his life. I sit here and wonder if he blames Dak for spiking it on first down with :48 to go. I wonder if he’s mad Romo wasn’t brought in early when Dak was struggling. I wonder if he’s blaming Garrett. I wonder if he woke up Monday with a huge headache. I wonder if ‘Big Boy’ has ever been to a Cowboys game.

So many questions, but what’s clear is that he wasn’t running his mouth after the game.

BUSTEDCOVERAGE Writer
I started Busted in 2007, sold it in 2011 and Coed kept me around to run this operation. Based in Ohio. Contact me: @bustedcoverage
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