Guy Who Couldn't Throw A Football At National Title Game Is Back, Still A Failure


I have to thank the folks at Good Morning American and Eckrich for bringing back Joey Delk to get a do-over after his national title game viral disaster where he showed the world that he couldn’t throw a football.
No joke, I was standing in front of my TV praying that today’s do-over would be just as big of a disaster as what went down in Tampa….annnnddddd Joey, a Nashville resident, delivered. OK, so he can’t hit the target from 25 yards for a million. No biggie. I thought he’d be sorta close from 15 yards and money from 7 yards out. I mean think about that…7 yards!
Disaster-ville.
And then Eckrich gave the guy a participation trophy for being so horrible and making them so much money in free advertising. Makes sense. They give him $13,000 or so in free groceries for a year and Eckrich makes off with hundreds of thousands in viral advertising.
Joey was pretty much the best thing to happen to Eckrich over the last dozen or so years. I can’t even think of anything that Eckrich has done in the past that would remotely compare to Joey. He deserves those groceries.

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