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What did we learn this weekend in the NFL?

I was under the impression that he Giants defense would struggle since JPP is on the shelf. That’s what the experts said. Then Collinsworth tells me that JPP’s replacement is playing like a Pro Bowler and the Giants defense is Super Bowl worthy. Blah, blah, blah. You know the best way to become an NFL expert? Just keep talking shit over and over and over. Eventually people will be so numb they won’t remember the bullshit you said a week ago. Hook up with a couple of agents who’ll give you scoops and you’re instantly an NFL Insider®. Here’s what we learned: The Lions are running out of time to choke away the division even with Staff’s finger being effed up; Tampa wants in the playoffs – BAD – and have reeled off 5 in a row; the 49ers want that #1 pick from the Browns; the Cowboys need that home-field advantage; Odell Beckham can’t catch ’em all in cold weather; the Steelers will probably win the AFC title since they’re due to get to a Super Bowl; the Titans are BACK; Johnny Manziel’s still the last Browns QB to win a game.

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With 298 yards from scrimmage Sunday, Le'Veon Bell put his name on an impressive list. pic.twitter.com/YOFkFOhucS

— ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) December 12, 2016