Johnny Manziel Is Still The Bro You Fell In Love With Years Ago, Shops For Yeti

Hahahahahahahahaha…bruh…you’re just now buying a Yeti? Come on, bro. How is that even possible? You’re telling me that JFF has never shot a Yeti butts pic for Snappy Chatty? I’m calling bullshit on that. This photo was shot this weekend in Austin, Texas where Football was shopping with a couple of bros for a cooler that can keep beer cold for like a month without changing out the ice. I mean, who hasn’t wanted to go on a month-long roady, but you didn’t go because the beer doesn’t stay cold long enough?
I know, I know. Bros in Texas go fishin and you need to keep shit cold for multiple hours. What did we possibly do before Yeti? It’s a complete miracle civilization survived.
Anyway, Johnny hasn’t been seen much lately so it’s good to get him back into the news rotation.
Mom posted on IG about her encounter with the unemployed NFL quarterback:

Anyone know who the guy in the orange hat is?? It was late and the store was almost completely empty except for a handful of scattered customers. Carson, Grant and Conner immediately identified him at first sight in the checkout line, almost losing their ‘teenage cool’ because of their athletic excitement, lol. The few shoppers around us even quietly told me that it was him, but when I quietly and politely asked him his name, he seemed to be the only one who could not remember who he was๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜•. I even confirmed his very visible tats on his arm on the internet before asking his name, and was beyond disappointed for the boys that he chose to lie about his identity. Believe me, no one else seemed to be interested so it’s not like anyone was going to attack him. I was going to ask if he would be willing to take a picture with the boys, but we didn’t get that far. Instead, the boys left with a pretty tainted taste of him. Therefore, the poor boys had to listen to my lecture all the way home about character and maturity and how to act nice towards people, especially if they are a fan๐Ÿ˜ถ#johnnymanziel

I’m not sure what mom is doing here. A cool $100 says she’s playing stupid here about not knowing the legend of JFF. You’d have to be living under a rock in Texas, especially Austin where he’s been known to tear it up, to not know the legend of Football.

Ryan Tannehill Fan Enjoying a Makeout Session at Hard Rock
Ryan Tannehill Fan Enjoying a Makeout Session at Hard Rock
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