This Week In Florida Craziness From Orlando Brandon, Who Survived Hurricane Matthew

Florida Crazy wrap up October 2-9
Orlando Brandon
@orlandoashehole
What’s up everyone, I survived Hurricane Matthew, however the Hurricane was not the most interesting thing that happen in my state this week. Here are the top crazy Florida stories from this week.

FSU student is headed to jail for biting faces:

This guy got arrested for not paying his bill at Golden Corral:

This lady played a game of hide-and-seek with her ID:

This guy seems like my long lost brother “Dicks out for Harambe”

Hall of Fame Pokémon-Go player is fueled by Coke and other drugs:

Passing out in the Drive-Through happens often:

Finally I had my own crazy time with the Hurricane. You can watch my Weather Reports here:

Orlando Brandon signing off:

Dan Patrick Asks Lindsey Vonn A Rather Interesting Question About How Much She Costs Per Hour
Dan Patrick Asks Lindsey Vonn A Rather Interesting Question About How Much She Costs Per Hour