26 NSFW Black Dudes Analyze Hurricane Matthew Swinging By Their Cribs

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It’s going to rip shit up along the Atlantic Ocean side of Florida, Georgia and South Carolina. It has the SEC football schedule all f’d up. You can’t get a flight out. The governor said it’s “Gameday” and the Weather Channel has been walking around with a giant boner all day. This Hurricane Matthew bro is going to come in hard on the Florida coast tonight and the NSFWBDs are starting to realize shit is about to hit the fan.

The best part about the BDs is that they never cease to amaze me with humor even in horrible situations. They know houses are about to get obliterated, but they have to keep things light or they’d go nuts. Enter humor. There’s even a line going around that goes something like this: “hurricane & chill?”

MATTHEW’S CURRENT STATS

Status Category 4 Hurricane
Position 25.7° N, -78.4° W
Winds 140 mph
Gusts 165 mph
Movement NNW 14 mph
Pressure 27.73 in / 939 mb

 

Anyway, we know it’s about to get ugly out there. Stay safe, BDs.

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Joe KinseyBUSTEDCOVERAGE Writer
I started Busted in 2007, sold it in 2011 and Coed kept me around to run this operation. Based in Ohio. Contact me: @bustedcoverage
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