It’s one of my worst nightmares. Pissed off New Jersey/Long Island/New York Jets lady screaming at me in one of the most intimidating voices known to man while in a parking lot as I’m trying to leave a Jets game after watching the home team lose – again. Thank god that’s not me getting verbally assaulted by Jets Lady. Thank god I’m not on the losing side of that ass chewing.
Just listen to this brief but powerful outburst. She’s clearly pissed that her car was hit by this guy. Her husband (I assume it’s her husband because he’s the quiet one here just letting her do the work) knows this is her show.
“You didn’t do nothin’? I’m lookin at a big scratch on your motherfuckin car. Call the cops right now.”
And I’d have a stream of piss down my leg. Seriously.
The Jets might not have won on Sunday, but they sure did provide us with some great content. This is what 1-3 and playoff hopes on life support looks like: