Kim Kardashian Ass-aulted, Carson Wentz Drops Buck & Peyton Toboggans Great Wall of China

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There are going to be two blowout football games tonight: Poor Connecticut and Kansas. They’re in big trouble. Connecticut goes to Houston, which needs a massive blowout on national TV to look good to the voters. And Kansas goes to Texas Tech. Kansas gave up 37 to Ohio a few weeks ago and 43 to Memphis the last time out. Tech has scored 69, 55 and 59 points in its first three games. Oh, and the Dolphins are in Cincy. It’s a must-win for the Bengals. No joke, must win.

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