Remember that “No table slamming” sign we spotted at a Bills tailgate site like an hour ago? Yeah, it looks like people are already ignoring that garbage.
Just check out this drunken and ballsy Sammy Watkins fan, who decided to jump butt-first into a table:
— Woj (@BryanWojtanik) September 15, 2016
So real Sammy Watkins is worried about his ailing foot, and one of his fans is likely dealing with a self-inflicted bruised buttocks. Good stuff.