Sammy Watkins Fan Slams Into Table Ass First

Remember that “No table slamming” sign we spotted at a Bills tailgate site like an hour ago? Yeah, it looks like people are already ignoring that garbage.
Just check out this drunken and ballsy Sammy Watkins fan, who decided to jump butt-first into a table:
https://twitter.com/BryanWojtanik/status/776559000791887873

So real Sammy Watkins is worried about his ailing foot, and one of his fans is likely dealing with a self-inflicted bruised buttocks. Good stuff.

Of course no one listened to this:

No Table Slamming Sign Spotted at Bills Tailgate
No Table Slamming Sign Spotted at Bills Tailgate