Independent Baseball Team Holding ‘Nickelback Night’

If there’s anyone in Minnesota hoping to have a miserable time tonight, head on over to the St. Paul Saints game for… Nickelback Night!
That’s right, the Canadian band everyone on Earth loves to take a dump on will be celebrated in this special promotion. According to Ballpark Digest, there will be no classic baseball game tunes played as it will exclusively be Nickelback throughout the night.
Those who can survive seven innings of bad music will earn a nickel (of course) for their bravery — more details from the report:

From the time the gates open until the seventh inning of the ballgame, Saints organist and Musical Director, Andrew Crowley, will forgo tickling the ivory keyboard and instead exclusively play the music of the wannabe Rockstars.

For fans that are able to stay inside the ballpark until the seventh inning, they will receive a nickel upon exiting the stadium as a reward for going through what might feel like Your Last Day. We can’t guarantee that Nobody will Cry over the course of the evening at CHS Field, we just hope it doesn’t bring us to the Edge of Revolution and that fans don’t Burn It To The Ground as a result. No matter how Far Away fans roam from the ballpark after this night, they’ll have a reminder of this one-of-a-kind promotion. And after a full night of Nickelback, we promise to Never Again play the repetitive three chords of the band.

You may hate the Saints for subjecting people to “musical torture,” but do remember that Bill Murray is a part owner of the team — so that’s cool, at least.

Get pumped for Nickelback!

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