Buy This Houston Texans Tailgate Ambulance — $7,000

Texans ambulance

Texans fans, your squad’s preseason home opener isn’t until next week, so there’s still plenty of time to find your ride for the new season. As usual, we’ve already done some scouting on best available rides, and the Texans themed Ford ambulance above is easily the best of the bunch.

It has around 100,000 miles on it, seats up to eight people and features Fatheads of J.J. Watt, Brian Cushing and Arian Foster (might want to change that one) — the owner’s set the price at $7,000.

Some details from the seller:

Too much to mention in add. Runs great. State Inspected. Clear title in hand. Good tires. New batteries, alternator, starter, belts. 7.3 Diesel Engine. Tailgate ready. Holds Generator, TV, Table, Chairs, Firewood, Ice Chest, and can haul up to 8 People to the Game.

If you have the cash to burn, there isn’t much to think about here. It’s ready to go and features a pretty clean interior — enjoy your run to a second consecutive AFC South crown (maybe) in style.

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