“Very oily,” Jenna Bush said this morning as she was rubbing coconut oil into the skin of Tonga Olympic heartthrob Pita Taufatofua, who has lonely women going nuts. The taekwondo competitor was manhandled by the ladies on the Today Show including Bush and Hoda. Even Matt Lauer touched the guy to get a feel of the well-oiled Tongan machine.
Taufatofua competes in the 80kg taekwondo competition on August 20. This guy has 12 days to get rubbed down. A casino should start taking odds on if Pita will even show up or accept his eventual job as the new Bachelor.
You know NBC and ABC are battling it out right now with this guy. He’s going to be so rich from just carrying that flag at the opening ceremony.
Here’s Al trying to figure out if he’s going to have Hoda rub him down at lunch or after dinner. Meanwhile, Jenna wonders if this is going to remind her conservative mother of when they went to see Chippendales.
“Tell us more,” Jenna said to Pita.
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