Clearly many issues surround this summer’s Olympic games in Rio, but the one that prevails above them all is the Zika threat.
With the amount of boning that typically goes down at Athletes Village, there’s just no way competitors go the abstinence route — it’s just not realistic. But a potential savior has emerged in Pornhub, who is doing their part to keep everyone safe by launching the “Ooohlympics” health initiative.
First off, people who verify their location in Brazil will have the opportunity to get a premium account to encourage masturbation (via Pornhub’s press release):
“As fear over the potential spreading of the Zika virus continues to grip the country of Brazil, here at Pornhub we wanted to ensure the protection of today’s top athletes, those traveling to Rio and the city’s current residents by offering free membership to Pornhub Premium. By providing an alternative to sexual intercourse, we are making an effort to combat this disease head on,” said Corey Price, Vice President, Pornhub. “Get ready to put your best O-faces on, for the Olympics of course.”
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But the premium accounts are just the tip of the iceberg as Pornhub forces will also be on the ground Friday and Saturday handing out “Zika protection kits:”
To jumpstart the campaign, Team Pornhub will be in Rio on August 5th and 6th, handing out Zika protection kits consisting of a Pornhub Premium gift card, a canister of bug spray, a tissue box and bottle of lube; all the essentials to ensure protection. With many apprehensive to travel to Rio and attend the games due to fear of the virus, Pornhub is stepping up to decrease the chances of this disease spreading.
