Ole Miss fan Patrick Glydewell had himself a crazy Friday night in Mobile, AL. He’s accused of taking a leak on a truck and rubbing his nuts on cars outside a chicken chain called Foosackly’s, which gets 4-4.5 stars on Yelp so it’s not some D-list chicken joint where people are naked and acting crazy in the parking lot like other areas of Alabama.
Patrick was straight up naked.
Eyewitnesses say the man acted erratically in the restaurant parking lot. It started with him banging on a car window, he crawled in a drainage ditch and tried to lie down in the drive through driveway.
Kelly Kraljevic says she saw him urinate on a truck and rub his genitals on vehicles.
Onlookers called police and deputies. They say it took about an hour for officers to get there and arrest him.
Now there will be some who’ll question whether Patrick is a real Ole Miss fan because on Facebook he’s wearing quite a bit of Texas Longhorns gear. The reason I’m going with Ole Miss in this post is because there’s question across the south as to whether Patrick is an Auburn fan because of the behavior. Bama fans will go back and forth with Auburn fans, so we can just put this to rest.
Auburn fan? https://t.co/GypwQf9IMe
— Ryan C. Fowler (@RyanCFowler) July 25, 2016