Last year, Jason Pierre-Paul reminded us all that fireworks are the worst after a nasty accident ended up costing him some digits and most of his season. A lot of you have already seen what his right hand looks like these days, so it’s not too shocking that he made a fireworks PSA for the holiday weekend.
Despite the obvious, Bengals cornerback Pacman Jones couldn’t stay away and still had to get some explosives for the Fourth:
But don’t worry, Bengals fans — he hired professionals to do the dangerous work of lighting them:
Definitely a vet move by Pacman here. He just signed a big three-year deal a couple months ago — no need to take unnecessary risks.