As you already know, I’ll do whatever it takes to make a crazy arrest story into a sports-related story so it can be posted on BC and make sense why it’s posted. It’s a sports site so I’m going to be true to the original mission statement around here. That brings me to the story out of Gastonia, North Carolina where a young couple was cuffed over a domestic incident that included pizza rolls.
That’s Notre Dame fan Brad Beard. That’s his baby mama Samantha Canipe.
The young couple was arrested early yesterday for attacking each other with pizza rolls inside their North Carolina residence, according to police.
Summoned to the Gastonia apartment around 1 AM, cops reported that Beard, 24, and Canipe, 21, had “assaulted each other by throwing pizza rolls at each other.”
Charged with simple assault, a misdemeanor, Beard and Canipe were each released from jail Monday afternoon on $2500 unsecured bond.
Brad’s also a Hornets fan, but that doesn’t make for a very good story: