Typical scumbag Michigan Man. Won’t put in a legitimate day of work so he has to help himself to goods at a store while his scumbag girl in what looks like a Beyonce ‘Lemonade’ shirt watches on. You know this type of Scumbag Michigan Man: chinstrap beard, likes to talk shit at the bar about how “MICHIGAN’S BACK…can smell the fear coming from SUCKEYES FANS.”
Probably very active on Facebook sharing memes. Couldn’t find Ann Arbor on a blank map. Used to be a Lions fan, but now he’s a Patriots fan because of Tom Brady. Has at least one Heisman pose pic buried somewhere on his Facebook account.
From Wood County (Ohio) Crime Stoppers:
Bowling Green Ohio Police is attempting to identify the individuals in the picture. They were involved in a theft offense at a retail store where they blatantly walked behind a counter in a retail store and stole several items. Believed to have left in a newer model Honda.
If you can identify these suspects, you are asked to call Bowling Green Police at (419)352-1131.
DO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS SCUMBAG? GET A GOOD LOOK. GET HIM OFF THE STREETS!
