Cavs Fans Were Too Busy to Visit PornHub Last Night

It takes something special to take thirsty bros and gals away from their adult films. For the people of Cleveland, that special something was LeBron James and Kyrie Irving dashing the hearts’ of the Warriors and winning the NBA Title.

Seriously, PornHub traffic in Cleveland took a massive hit as the game winded down:

According to the PornHub Insights, the Bay Area also went cold turkey for a couple hours:

Compared to a normal Sunday, Pornhub’s traffic during the game was down -10% across the United States, including the San Francisco Bay Area. Cleveland’s traffic was down -20% for the first half of the game, but then plummeted by -47% towards the end. Why such a drastic drop? Fap time clearly gave way to clap time as people all over Cleveland tuned in to see the Cavaliers snag the first pro sports championship title the city has had in 52 years. Congrats Cleveland!

We’re sure these unforgettable images were a worthy substitute for The Land:

LeBron Gives Mother Russia Some Love
LeBron Gives Mother Russia Some Love
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