On June 10, the Pawtucket Red Sox are hosting a “Free Brady Night” in honor of their fallen hero, Tom Brady. Basically, anyone with the name Tom or Brady gets into the game for free.
But in an unexpected counter, the Buffalo Bisons (AAA affiliate of the Blue Jays) are coming in hot with a “Keep Brady Suspended” promotion the following night.
The details of the promotion very much stay true to the narrative of the ongoing Deflategate saga:
Buy-One, Get-one Free Tickets to anyone that brings a PROPERLY-INFLATED football to be donated to area youth football programs
Accepting UN-DESTROYED cell phone donations for ‘Cell Phones for Soldiers’ charity
A 12.5% discount in the Bisons’ gift shop for anyone that brings a Tom Brady jersey/t-shirt to add to the postgame Fireworks Display
Help us remind Tom of the minimum amount of inflation for footballs, for you know…once he gets to play again
Scoreboard videos featuring some of sports’ greatest cheaters, with special video tribute to Patriots’ coach, Bill Belichick and much, much more!
Oh, and if you’re named Tom or Brady, you won’t be allowed to watch the first four innings of the game — obviously.
— Buffalo Bisons (@BuffaloBisons) June 1, 2016