Joey Votto Has No Time For Your Fun At A Baseball Game

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Nope, no time for fun during a meaningless Tuesday night baseball game in May. Not on Joey Votto’s watch. You think you can rip out a page of the program, make it into a paper airplane, throw it on the field, and everything will be all roses and daisies? No sir, Joey Votto will walk right up to it and stomp it out into oblivion.

And then he got booed, which was deserving. If you have the skill to throw a paper airplane all the way onto the infield, you deserve a round of applause. So when Sgt. No Fun decides to report for duty, waves of boos are warranted.

The fans are chanting "airplane stomper" at Joe Votto.

— Andy McCullough (@McCulloughTimes) May 25, 2016