Shocker: Serial Jersey Chaser Khloe Kardashian Has Never Seen White Dong


This is going to shock you: Khloe Kardashian – her own words – has never seen a white penis. That has to be the biggest non-story of the week in a week filled with non-stories. She made this shocking revelation on her FYI channel (no clue that’s a channel) show called Kocktails with Khloe.

Khloe is 31. Here’s a list of guys she’s supposedly dated. Not a white dong on the list.

James Harden (NBA)

Rick Fox (NBA)

French Montana (rapper)

Matt Kemp (MLB)

Lamar Odom (wifed up)

Derrick Ward (NFL)

Terrence Jenkins (actor/television personality)

Rashad McCants (NBA)