Buy This Detroit Lions Tailgate RV — $9,000

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It’s been a rough offseason for the Detroit Lions. Calvin Johnson decided he’s done catching jump balls from Matthew Stafford and the team subsequently threw a ton of money at Marvin Jones in an effort to fill the void. And to make matters worse, Pro Football Focus thinks the Lions had the worst free agency in the NFC North with a C-. Tough.

But you can soothe all the sadness with one move as the badass Lions tailgate RV above is on the market. It only has 75,000 miles on it and features massive tributes to Stafford and Johnson.

What you’re getting:

– Cold A/C while driving and Cold Roof top A/C
– Propane heater
– Newer Rubber Roof
– Newer Roof mount A/C Shroud
– Newer Water Holding Tanks
– Newer Plumbing
– 2 Sinks
– Stove / Oven
– Refrigerator / Freezer
– Bathroom
– Custom Exterior Lions Vinyl Graphics
– Custom Lions Interior

It’s listed at $9,000 but the seller is apparently willing to listen on best offers, so make your move now.

A look around

Pour one out for Calvin at every home game:

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Lions-themed seats:

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Lots of cabinet space if you need it:

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Clutch bathroom:

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Field turf:

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Lions seating areas:

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[Craigslist]