If there are any Indianapolis Colts fans out there looking for a home, former tight end Dallas Clark is selling his house in Zionsville for $1.25 million. It’s absolutely perfect for the couple who can’t get over the Colts glory days of the mid-late 2000s.
The home was originally listed for $1.6 million back in 2015, but it looks like a lack of interest has dropped it all the way down to its current price.
And we can see why no one wants this place. There’s no pool, the movie room is underwhelming, and the man cave lacks both privacy and size — you should be able to do better at this price point.
Scant information from Dallas’ realtor:
This 9605 square foot single family home has 5 bedrooms and 5.5 bathrooms. It is located at 2995 Belle Maison Dr Zionsville, Indiana. This home is in the Zionsville Community School District.
Maybe he’ll hook you up with a jersey at least?
Additional details of the home: