Kyle Allen & Girlfriend Update, Karl Malone Doing Yard Work, Plus Papi's Golf Cart

It’s a ripoff to play slots at the Las Vegas airport, right?
Tell that to a woman who won $933k this week on a Wheel of Fortune machine. She hit that jackpot on a 25¢ machine. How would you handle that situation? Would you cancel your flight and stay a couple extra days? Where would you head first after the slot commission gave you some spending cash? The responsible side of me says the play is to get the hell out of town as quick as possible. The irresponsible side of me says you take $100k and throw a wild party in some crazy suite.
Numbers from @RJinVegas:

Perfect Bracket odds so far (60 out of 60): 9.47 TRILLION to 1 (based on Vegas Money Line for each actual game winner)

Kate Upton's Easter, 69 Fuchs & Brett Favre At Volleyball Tournament
Kate Upton's Easter, 69 Fuchs & Brett Favre At Volleyball Tournament