Well, well, well….look what we have here. Neckbeard Roethlisberger looking like a member of ISIS with his new beard that makes him look like he’s going to chop off the heads of some infidels. I joke, it’s just Roethlisberger at the Pittsburgh Bottleshop Cafe, a 2.5 star joint on Yelp, doing whatever it is that Roethlisberger does during the offseason in his hometown (remember, he hates his actual hometown of Findlay, Ohio because some high school teammates thought he was an asshole).
The neckbeard is throwing off the locals who don’t recognize the ISIS-looking character in the Titleist hat.
Oh, and RoethlISISberger turned 34 on Wednesday. He’ll probably block me on Twitter after this post. See below.
[via @LaurenLevenson]