Gronk Gets Hydrated Via IV On The Eve Of Gronk Cruise 2016


How serious is Gronk getting about this epic Gronk Cruise that sets sail from Miami on Friday morning? He’s getting liquid hydration via the IV route thanks to the Vita Squad, an on-call bro-tastic little company that will come to your place and stick a needle in your arm. Wham, bam, you’re ready to set sail on what’s going to be one of the most intense cruises to ever hit the Caribbean waters.

Vita Squad IV prices, according to its site, start in the $95 range for a tradition infusion. That’s for 500ml. If you run with the big dogs and need even more hydration, they’ll cut you a break for the 1000ml infusion. It’s just $175 for the basic.

The big money comes when you start going for the Liquid Life. I assume that’s for guys who’re about to rage their faces off over four days on private beaches, at EDM shows on the Gronk Ship and at dozens of bars along the way.

All I know is that I wish I wasn’t sitting my ass at home right now. I should’ve been on that Gronk Ship.

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Gronk Cruise Pregaming in Miami

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