A good chunk of sports fans are animals, so it makes total sense to me that we have a steady stream of these “Scumbag” posts every week.
Mostly Steelers fans, but today’s culprit is an old Volunteers fan who stole a wad of cash from a Tennessee bank on Tuesday. He simply asked a teller for cash — without a weapon — and now the FBI is on his ass.
The report from Nashville.gov:
Midtown Hills Precinct officers and the FBI’s Violent Crimes Task Force are working to identify the man who robbed SunTrust Bank’s 5030 Thoroughbred Lane branch (near Brentwood) at 9:55 a.m. today.
The robber, a white man believed to be in his 40s to 50s, handed the teller a note demanding money. The teller complied. After receiving cash, the robber ran to a nearby O’Charley’s parking lot where he got into a red Pontiac Grand Am and fled the scene. No weapon was seen.
Perhaps he needed the dough to pay for the Vols limousine we featured a month ago? Nah, probably not.
Here’s a solid photo of what he got away with:
If you’ve seen this guy, drop a tip to Crime Stoppers! Apparently you’ll remain anonymous and there might be a reward.
[H/t to @Harpoon1986]
