Pelicans Unleash King Cake Baby at Grocery Store

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Oh god, is it Mardi Gras season already? Yes, we’re sure that getting tanked in New Orleans is all fun and dandy, but is it worth the Pelicans’ seasonal mascot, King Cake Baby, making appearances?

Hell no.

I mean, just take a look at what happened to this old lady who took a trip to the grocery store to get some beets and Metamucil:

Seriously, what happens if grandma dies of a stroke on the spot? Surely the Pelicans would have a bit of a situation on their hands.

On the other hand, there were some other folks who seemed to enjoy its presence:

Fun day! Planning our final #PelicansKCB pop-up party for Tuesday…stay tuned for details!

— New Orleans Pelicans (@PelicansNBA) January 27, 2016

Oh, and if being terrifying wasn’t bad enough, King Cake Baby is also trying to poison your bodies with soda:

The @PelicansNBA's King Cake Baby is SUPER excited to try some of our King Cake Soda @ @RousesMarkets. #PelicansKCB

— Abita Beer (@TheAbitaBeer) January 27, 2016