MySpace Tom Willing to Pay Tim Lincecum’s Salary for the Giants

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Tiny Tim Lincecum has been a shell of his former self for about four years now, but that isn’t stopping one deep-pocketed fan from offering the Giants to pay his salary to get him back on the team.

That fan? Oh, none other than MySpace Tom:

Can we keep @timLincecum if I pay for it? #6manrotation ! @sfgiants @knbr @extrabaggs @mccoveychron pic.twitter.com/tQG2jmG0Mt

— Tom Anderson (@myspacetom) January 26, 2016

That’s right. The dude you couldn’t unfriend fast enough wants to add onto Timmy’s $99 million in career earnings despite his messed up hip and high ERA.

In case you’re wondering, MySpace Tom’s net worth is apparently $60 million, so he could probably foot the bill for a one-year deal.

Or cheap out and create a Kickstarter campaign:

@brettforde @SFGIANTSFAN1960 maybe we should try Kickstarter or Gofundme :-)

— Tom Anderson (@myspacetom) January 26, 2016