MySpace Tom Willing to Pay Tim Lincecum’s Salary for the Giants

Tiny Tim Lincecum has been a shell of his former self for about four years now, but that isn’t stopping one deep-pocketed fan from offering the Giants to pay his salary to get him back on the team.
That fan? Oh, none other than MySpace Tom:



That’s right. The dude you couldn’t unfriend fast enough wants to add onto Timmy’s $99 million in career earnings despite his messed up hip and high ERA.
In case you’re wondering, MySpace Tom’s net worth is apparently $60 million, so he could probably foot the bill for a one-year deal.
Or cheap out and create a Kickstarter campaign:


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