Golden State Fan Laci Kay, Dick With Rick & Kim DeJesus On The Beach

morning twitpics

MATY MAUK’S SAVAGE! NO, HE’S A MORON! HE’S SOOOO FRAT! HE’S AN IDIOT!

Look, what’s clear here is that everyone watched the Mauk video, right? Because we can’t not watch train wrecks. Meanwhile, I’ll be posting more videos this morning of Johnny RAGING that were sent to me by some random emailer. It will take about 30 seconds before someone on Twitter tells me to LEAVE HIM ALONE or YOU SHOULD DICK RIDE JOHNNY A LITTLE MORE….or YOUR OBSESSED WITH THAT GUY GET SOME HELP. And a whole bunch of people will click on the post. At this point I’m to the point where I want to anger the Texas oil and gas bros with everything I do. If that takes more Johnny material, I’ll be posting it.

Numbers fromĀ @bustedcoverage:

Cam Newton accounted for 51 TDs during Heisman season (30 pass, 20 rush, 1 receiving). He has 50 TDs this season (38 pass, 12 rush).