Tempe Bar Scars Superstitious Cardinals Fans…Because Panthers DE Jared Allen Owns It

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Where do I even start with this one? It’s really local news at its finest during AFC/NFC Championship week. There’s an assignment desk boss who throws a dart at the wall and comes up with…let’s go to Panthers DE Jared Allen’s bar and tell Cardinals fans that Jared Allen owns the place.

That’ll be good TV. It’ll be an i-Team exclusive. The reporter will get the call to work at the ABC affiliate in Los Angeles. And then the reporter finds two guys who’ll go on TV.

TWO GUYS.

There are like SIX people in the entire place.

There are a couple of things in this world I can’t take seriously: NFL catch rules and the local news. I know, you’d think I’d go political with that statement, and many people would, but I’ll stay in my lane here. Just keepin it real.

The reporter actually teased the story WITH THIS! I screencapped it in case @NickVinZant deletes the original. Too late, VinZant.

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Take it away, Nick.