Scumbag Penguins Fan With Ugly Teeth Robs Chase Bank

The Pittsburgh sports crime spree carried on last week as a man rocking both a Penguins hat and jacket robbed a Chase Bank in Boynton, Fla.


And if all that black and gold wasn’t enough of an identifying feature, witnesses added that he had “bad teeth.”
Details from the Boynton Beach Police Department:

Police were called to the bank at 12:41 p.m., after a man handed the teller a note demanding money. He implied that he had a gun but no weapon was seen.
He is described as a white male in his mid-50s, with dirty blond hair and bad teeth. He was wearing a hat with the logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins hockey team on it, A yellow shirt, dark pants, dark shoes and sunglasses.

On the plus side, he didn’t flash a damn silenced pistol.
The police also released additional photos to help the public identify this man:

If the logos in the front weren’t enough…

It’s Miami, how many Penguins fans could there possibly be out there?

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