It goes without saying that’s it been a weird week for the Patriots. Bill Belichick has a black eye. Chandler Jones tripped on synthetic marijuana because he’s not allowed to smoke the real thing. Just a bunch of crap you wouldn’t expect from the Patriots on any week, let alone a playoff week.
But hey, we’re talking about the team that won a Super Bowl during the Deflategate witch hunt. They got this, so we’re moving on to more important things: the cheerleaders — specifically, four-year veteran Alexandria S.
Like the players and coaches on the field, Alexandria has racked up accolades of her own this year:
Oh, and according to her bio, the one thing she can’t help but splurge on are bikinis. Total winner.