Buy This BMW Z3 Autographed by 647 MLB Players — $35k

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We tend to give baseball nerds a tough time on BC social, but that doesn’t mean we don’t love America’s pastime. Joe has a book loaded with amazing autographs, we geek out over bat flips, love the Royals, etc., etc. Baseball’s a good time — just not for the pageviews.

But if you’re one of those autograph junkies looking for the ultimate prize, we have something for you: A BMW Z3 autographed by 647 players who visited Enron Field during the 2000 season.

That’s right, these were attained at goddamn Enron Field before, you know…

Details from the seller:

Own a unique piece of baseball history. This beautiful beemer was autographed by players, managers and visiting dignitaries to Enron Field during the 2000 season.

Hank Aaron was the first to sign then past players like Tom Seaver, Frank Robinson, Brooks Robinson and to date players like Greg Maddux, Randy Johnson and Sammy Sosa just to name a few.The following team players had the opportunity to sign….San Francisco Giants, Arizona Diamondbacks, L.A. Dodgers, Atlanta Braves, Cincinnati Reds, Philadelphia Phillies, Montreal Expos, St. Louis Cardinals, Kansas City Royals, Chicago Cubs, Colorado Rockies, Florida Marlins, Milwaukee Brewers, New York Mets, Chicago White Sox, Minnesota Twins, Pittsburgh Pirates and the Houston Astros.

Half of the players were probably named in The Mitchell Report, but that’s totally cancelled out by the Hall of Famers listed.

Check out the gallery below for a closer look at the names:

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