I hear it on Twitter all the time: “You won’t post criminals from teams that you root for,” or something like that, usually not that formal. I’ve heard it from Pittsburgh Pirates fan. I’ve heard it from Alabama fan. I’ve heard it from Cleveland fans. And on and on. They think I’m picking on their team. I’m just looking for a good criminal story where the criminal is wearing team gear.
That’s why I’m posting this chick ripping off two $25 bottles of Crown Apple on a Monday morning. This stuff is great clickbait.
Police in Moundsville are looking for tips that will help identify a woman they say is wanted for shoplifting.
Police say the incident was reported around 11:30 a.m. Monday.
According to police, the woman allegedly ran out of a CVS store with two bottles of Crown Royal Apple and got into a silver four door car.
If you have time to waste, you should read the FB comments for this story. It’s pure West Virginia.