Scumbag 76ers Fan Robs Citizens Bank

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There really isn’t a worse time to be a Philadelphia 76ers fan than right now — unless “The Process” of strategic tanking for big men who won’t pan out gets your juices flowing.

Seriously, Jahlil Okafor knocking out dudes on the street, Joel Embiid growing but not playing, and Nerlens Noel being an offensive nonfactor? How do you get away with that as a GM?

For one 76ers fan, it’s clear that enough is enough, as he took himself over to a Citizens Bank Monday to take out his frustrations.

Details from ABC6 Philly:

Police say the male suspect entered the store and handed a teller a demand note.

After obtaining an undisclosed amount of cash, the suspect fled the bank on foot, heading south on Frankford Avenue.

The suspect is described as a white male in his 20s, approximately 5’10, thin build, with a beard and mustache and a heavily bandaged left hand. He was wearing a gray hooded sweatshirt, black jacket, and gray Philadelphia 76ers cap.

Love the thought process of rocking the 76ers hat here. Clearly, the heavily bandaged hand wasn’t enough of an identifying feature for the FBI and police.

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