I’m going to predict the next 4 1/2 days of your life
Today you’ll go to lunch and do your normal thing with a couple coworkers. Then you’ll go back to the office, act like you’re tying up loose ends and then an hour later you’re out of there. You meet up with buddies at the bar 10 minutes later and you proceed to get shitfaced for the next 4-5 hours before the girlfriends/wives show up to catch dinner – as a group. Then, after slamming vodka at dinner, you hit another bar because it’s the biggest bar night of the year. Eventually you pass out on the couch. It’s 2:30 a.m. Thanksgiving morning. You wake up at 10 to catch the first 30 minutes of the Macy’s parade because it’s tradition. Then you pass out until the Lions kick. Eventually you head to the family house for Thanksgiving dinner, more booze, more football, and pie. You have Friday off so it’s more drinking and a huge slate of college football. Then there’s more on Saturday. More booze. Pie. Then Sunday you drink even more, eat turkey sandwiches & are in bed by 6 wishing you had Monday off. Enjoy your long weekend.
Numbers from @daystilxmas:
There are now only 30 days until Christmas Day!
